Review: “Valentine’s Day” has lots of mushy storylines



With a cast of thousands (almost) there are a dozen (literally) storylines involving couples … this is a super-sized date/romantic comedy/chick flick movie… don’t expect amazing performances or an award-winning screenplay, but it is a fun, entertaining, mushy movie for what it is.
The storylines are all intertwined … Ashton, Jessica, Bradley, Julia, Patrick, Jennifer, Jamie, George, Anne, and Topher… but the movie is slightly formulaic, shallow, and predictable.
(My spoiler-free review)
A day in the life of relationships in Los Angeles on Valentine’s Day… engagements, break-ups, make-ups, and hook-ups… the all-star cast features romantic comedy veterans and a lot of theories of love on the biggest day of the year for commercial romance.
While the movie is entertaining and interesting, its everything you would expect in a romantic comedy with about a dozen intersecting stories of love: mushy, mushy, then heartbreak, then mushy, mushy, and some other heartbreak… a lot of the character development is shallow… and as all the storylines weave to a close in the final moments of the movie: predictable and somewhat formulaic endings.
THE BOTTOM LINE: (more…)
Sandra Bullock is convincing as a quirky workaholic crossword constructor who becomes obsessive over a tv news photographer. Bullock has to stay in this contrived character more than her hit “The Proposal” earlier this summer… but overall, that movie is much better than this one.
And they pull it off… while Cooper’s cool guy is good, and Helm’s awkward geekiness is funny, the real scene stealer is the bearded Galifianakis’ whose oddball actions and sayings really complete the trio of misfits in Las Vegas.